The Twelve Days of Debt Ceiling

On the twelfth day of debt ceiling dealings, the Tea Party gave to me:

Twelve cyanide pills,



Eleven cans of beans,



Ten MREs,



Nine space blankets,

Eight booby traps,



Seven giant guns,



Six barrels of oil,



Five golden bars!



Four propane lamps,



Three gas masks,



Two bomb shelters,



And the Constitution drenched in pee!